I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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