About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i came on her dog
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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