All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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