She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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