hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
