You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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