She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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