so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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