Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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