Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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