just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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