Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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