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Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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