I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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