if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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