saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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