It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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