saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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