i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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