Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Porn is love you can see.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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