Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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