I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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