He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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