i would punch a child for taco bell
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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