it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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