i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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