i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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