Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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