We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just tell him i said nine months
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
