why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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