its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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