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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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