Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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