He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
it was like eating out sand paper
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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