in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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