butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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