if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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