i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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