i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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