On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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