dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
