Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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