You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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