We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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