Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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