Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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