new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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