I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think people are normalizing furries
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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