Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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