This is not my ceiling
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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