The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She announced her abortion via fbk
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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