Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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