if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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