they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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